Friday, August 3, 2007

Inventions - The Wheel


That's right... because you know it was a man who was lugging a bunch of crap around and couldn't help but think: "how can I get this thing over there easier" and, voila, civilization was born.

In one stroke of genius inspiration, men told women to take their bull-horned, crescent mooned, mystical Earth-Moon mother fertility goddess and their flatulent Venus de Willendorf and cram them in their collective pie holes. Men were going to run the show from then on because we were guided by the principles of logic, physics and getting shit done.

You're welcome.

No comments: